The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Photios VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.057 billion Fotisdians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nas Osanna. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fotisdian economy, worth 778 trillion kimwniums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,943 kimwniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotisdia's national animal is the Bat with a B, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nassosism.

Fotisdia is ranked 4,690^th in the world and 95^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 132.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.