The Federal Technocracy of Xupqeu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ahmad Wibowo Sukirman with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.028 billion Xupqeuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xupqeuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,506 trillion XupCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 392,543 XupCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime is totally unknown. Xupqeu's national animal is the Muffaloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xupqeu is ranked 287,838^th in the world and 3,828^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.25 average smiles per day.