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Population7.99 billion

LeaderNatasha Alovska


The Republic of Yoannes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Natasha Alovska with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.99 billion Yoannesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yoannesian economy, worth 734 trillion Youanneses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,911 Youanneses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, Yoannesian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoannes's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yoannes is ranked 16,199th in the world and 239th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.42 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,177thBest Weather: 5,272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,050thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,379thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,499thNicest Citizens: 6,988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,397thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,405thMost Inclusive: 8,782ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,167thMost Developed: 10,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,988thMost Pacifist: 11,091stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,289thMost Cultured: 11,538thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,831stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,592ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,608thHealthiest Citizens: 13,840thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,410thLowest Crime Rates: 16,199thSmartest Citizens: 16,875thMost Stationary: 16,964thLargest Governments: 17,779thSafest: 19,364thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,278thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,394thMost Secular: 21,969th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 92nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 97th in the regionBest Weather: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 111 » The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, The New Nordic Union, North of Americas, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Lexembourg, Yahlia, Slavonia and Srijem, Ahma, Slavorussia, Thracia Republic, Saint Domingo, Wombelland, Imperium Anglorum, An Clar, Northern German Federation, Dark Matter, Irminsulia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Alsted, St Scarlett, Regnum Italiae, Bohomo, Feria-Alkaline, Super Happy Land, South St Maarten, Lovisa, Leszno, GanymedEuropa, New Ylicia, Germany Third Reich, Purgatio, Thracia and Crimea, Nardin, Cytadela, Supcotia, Jim the Baptist, Chioganah, Outer Sparta, Republic of Satherland, Leranditale, Kenmoria WA Mission, Soviet Taoistan, British Norklon, Elisabethshagen, Mallesia, Neuchateau, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Walfo, Betasia, The Wretched of this Earth, and 61 others.The Fair Republic, The Mongol Plain, Lord Sapre, Prussian-Union, Brakanistan, The Champions League, Ausvelt, Monte Naranja, Invernessia, Someseni, Chronus, Savinecross, Sloburg, Destyntine, Grodisze, The Seven Provinces, Abject Ludicrosity, Socialist Balkans, Shaor, The Kingdom of Denmark, Canovium, Jahass, Mons Graupius, Escalver, Sienkahn, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Toaddia, Stumphosse Res, Azitupia, Seims, Meropis, Rivierenland, Gor Kebab, Crestphalia, The New Mexican Confederation, Vostokian Union, Enway, New Hevania, Owlograd, BETTER CANADA, Apabeossie, Trixeland, Kanokla, The Young Ur, Estellan, South Whitica, Corsovica, Kyrica, Mathuvan Union, Uzbek Khan, Eski, Zarulia, Valtrona, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Othenhiem, Nova Babilonia, Continental Social Democrats, Greater Dragunovia, Cannystan, and Nuevo Europa.

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