The Empire of Kaotics is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kodi Izanadi with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.601 billion Lalas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spyral. The average income tax rate is 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lalafellian economy, worth 184 trillion gils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,498 gils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the word "robot" is considered to be etymologically offensive, companies are turning to trained dragons for their most menial jobs, and the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaotics's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Four Lords.

Kaotics is ranked 164,747^th in the world and 3,917^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 207.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.