The Holy Empire of Zapadoslavica is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 336 million Zapadoslavicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Zapadoslavican economy, worth 27.8 trillion V-Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,601 V-Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zapadoslavica's national animal is the HK416A5, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zapadoslavica is ranked 30,773^rd in the world and 98^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,094.33 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.