The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.81 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Environment, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Zintais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,526 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're only as old as you feel, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, colonial subjects have Zintaian culture shoved down their throats, and schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 286,643^rd in the world and 2^nd in GameFAQs for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -21.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.