The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.985 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion Zintais a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,418 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 331,606^th in the world and 2^nd in GameFAQs for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -39.67 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.