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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thLowest Crime Rates: 47thHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th
The Tax Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Live long and help me prosper
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Dominator
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Civil Rights
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Zintai

Population20.619 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.619 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 6,351 trillion Zintais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 308,021 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 829th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 145.83 Bank.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thLowest Crime Rates: 47thHighest Average Tax Rates: 135thLargest Governments: 148thMost Corrupt Governments: 214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245thMost Developed: 263rdLongest Average Lifespans: 306thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 520thHealthiest Citizens: 544thMost Advanced Public Transport: 623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 689thMost Beautiful Environments: 787thMost Valuable International Artwork: 829thBest Weather: 834thMost Subsidized Industry: 978thMost Devout: 988thHighest Economic Output: 1,044thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,226thSmartest Citizens: 1,260thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,302ndSafest: 1,354thMost Stationary: 1,411thHighest Average Incomes: 1,731stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,000thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,390thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,425thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,078thMost Influential: 4,860thLargest Populations: 5,471stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,892ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,385thMost Authoritarian: 15,825th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Zintai voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Limitation of Inhumane Weaponry".
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.

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