The Mystery of The Pink Letter is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 1.192 billion Pink Letterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Pink Letterian economy, worth 61.7 trillion gold dragons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,789 gold dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. The Pink Letter's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Pink Letter is ranked 118,359^th in the world and 1,307^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.94 kickbacks per hour.