Population | 23.38 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | hawk |
The Dictatorship of Zoyan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 23.38 billion Zoyanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, International Aid, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Zoyanian economy, worth 54.3 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 2,322 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoyan's national animal is the hawk.
Zoyan is ranked 58,565th in the world and 1,033rd in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 31.2 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Zoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Zoyan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Murderbasket Republic of People Thingies, killing 264 million zombies.
- : Zoyan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Grand Duchy of HawkoFon, curing 29 million infected.
- : Zoyan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Federal Kingdom of Skwar, curing 19 million infected.
- : Zoyan was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Murderbasket Republic of People Thingies, killing 301 million zombies.
- : Zoyan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of 3121622 Card Storage, curing 89 million infected.
- : Zoyan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Grand Duchy of HawkoFon, curing 34 million infected.