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Remember this? --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG6R89W9lsM
And now for something completely different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44mw37d8LQw
Holly United, Panther, and Sahcara
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherSahcara
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A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Johanneslanden, Panther, and 1 otherThe unified missourtama states
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That is the same thing as a person committing manslaughter saying “there are plenty of humans out in the world if you miss them that badly”
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherRongorongo
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Inspired by the Sahcaran scientific enthusiasm, the Pantherine government assembles their greatest scientific minds to send to study the phenomenon:
...unfortunately, they never did arrive at the site. Conflicting reports of incompetence, megalomania, irrationality, and general buffoonery seem to explain the failure of the mission. Parliamentary hearings are expected.
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Johanneslanden, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherSahcara
To those who see fit to preempt the Ducktator's opinion:
Those who are decapitated, are weak. They are not fit to be ducks, and therefore are none of the Ducktator's concern.
The Voice of ARB, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, and 2 othersThe unified missourtama states, and Sahcara
*Retrieves the remains and rustles up a quick snack*
The Voice of ARB, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, and 2 othersThe unified missourtama states, and Sahcara
*does that other two finger gesture that expresses a naive trust in what others are saying*
Friendship at high noon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVO0fRpens8
The regional government recognizes that TUMS has had some sort of mental break from reality and must act before their rampage of chaos continues any further. Banishment to the Crocodile Pit is in order, for a duration to be determined by behavior during.
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Johanneslanden, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherSahcara
Sir, I find your views to be objectionable and I demand satisfaction!
*slaps Johanneslanden forcefully around the bill*
Choose your weapon, sir!
🔫 🔫
🗡 🗡
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Johanneslanden, Panther, and 1 otherSahcara
Yep, that’s the one, I mean two.
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, and Sahcara
Densaner, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, and 1 otherThe unified missourtama states
Sends a second team of both civilian and military scientists with more marine bodyguards and advanced equipment to the island. The 8th fleet blockades the island only allowing other military or civilian vessels that are on a mission of scientific research. The 8th fleet also welcomes any other nations who wish to participate in this endeavor. The SVS Fionix aircraft carrier sends a squadron of F-16s and one reconnaissance squadron to patrol the island and the quarantine zone on a rotational basis having at least one fighter squadron and one reconnaissance squadron in the air 24/7. The team on the island has detected energy waves that shouldn’t have been here
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, and Goblin Island
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and Panther
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Hello South Pacific!
I come bearing the XKI Regional Update!
10000 Islands Emissary Report
Date: February 2021
Population: 1,212
Delegate Endorsement: 411
Forum: https://10000islands.proboards.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/4uWZbNS
Has your region been invaded, or do you want to get in touch with TITO? If so, contact one of the following nations:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~Field Commander: Kanta Hame
~Tactical Officers: Shy Guyia, Smugglers and Mercs (TITO EF), Controlitia, Wischland
~Executive Officers: Hakketomat, HN67
As of this report's publication, the Government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~WA Delegate: HumanSanity
~Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North (Emissary Report): Wischland
~Senator for Lyonnesse East (Houses): Aschente
~Senator for New Republica South (Debates and Discussions): Dokansia
~Senator for Himes West (RP): Vacant
~Minister of Education: Free las pinas
~Minister of Labor Wille-Harlia
~Minister of Immigration: Margaux
Information about other government officials of 10000 Islands can be found here.
~Following a shocking investigation into Taco Island Mayor Louisistan’s failure to use the official yacht as directed by the Mayor’s Private Yacht Act of 1955, Louis handed in his resignation as mayor. Chief Executive Markanite appointed Tanzoria as the new mayor, to oversee forum spam and games. Thank you, Louis, for your convivial leadership of Taco Island, and congrats Tanzoria!
~Markanite also appointed Free las pinas as the new President of the XKI Cards Co-op, after HumanSanity stepped down. As President, FLP will help to coordinate regional card farming efforts and direct the donation of cards to various cultural events and competitions.
~Then Secretary of State Margaux hired Porflox as XKI’s new emissary to Spiritus, Sulenia as emissary to Greater Dienstad, and Eastern New England as emissary to Deutschland.
~The new Minister of Education Free las pinas hired Sulenia to serve as his deputy and assist in coordinating the welcome and assistance of new members of the region.
~February’s Featured Nation was Porflox, a newcomer to the islands who has already shown their talent as a recruiter, TITO Member, and the region’s new emissary to Spiritus. Congratulations Porflox, we’re excited to see where you’ll go next!
~Cultural Officer Thedairos announced the Best Flag Competition this February, where members and friends of the region could submit their flag designs via a forum thread or an on-site TG, after which Islanders voted for their favorite design. With 22 gorgeous flag designs to choose from, competition was fierce, but in the end, Grea Kriopia’s flag won the forum competition, and Megistos flag won the on-site competition. Congrats to the winners and a round of applause for all contestants for their creativity and amazing flag designing skills!
~XKI’s Forum Theme Design Competition continued throughout the month of February. Interested Islanders were given the chance to submit their own ideas for a new forum design, in hopes that their submission might be chosen as an actual theme for the regional forum. Four intrepid designers tried their hand at making a forum theme. Free las pinas showed an eye for pleasing pink with his Pastel Palms Theme. Pianaville lifted our spirits with their bright Beach Theme and Comfed channeled the spirit of the ocean with their Surf of the Islands Theme. Finally, Silvedania got us all ready for summer vacation with their Sand and Water Theme. The Council of Nine is currently deliberating which of these gorgeous designs to pick, so stay tuned to find out the competition winner next month!
~Perhaps prompted by the new Mayor Tanzoria, there has been a resurgence of spammy chat threads in Taco Island. Chaos reigned as Islanders debated whether or not this is a Starbucks, fired trebuchet projectiles at one another (and the mayoral mansion), and re-opened The Tanzoria Asylum for the Criminally Insane. And yes, the asylum is named after the new mayor, perhaps explaining why Taco Island has been so crazy as of late. Regardless, Islanders new and old enjoyed the excitement and got to spamming like never before!
~In celebration of The Partnership for Sovereignty, XKI, TRR, and TSP joined forces to host a trading card pull event. The event was centered around commended defenders, and participants had the chance to get S1 Improving Wordiness, Ballotonia, and Eluvatar cards. Eager to try their luck, members of all three regions spent the afternoon card farming and opening up card packs, with several participants striking gold and gaining a copy of these sought-after cards.
~Although this is a civil, rather than personal achievement, we wanted to highlight Eastern New England for all the hard work he has been doing lately as the WA Secretariat in issuing numerous WA Proposal Voting Recommendations and Overviews. With every new proposal to hit vote in the GA or SC, ENE searches through forum debate to provide Islanders with a quick, easy to understand overview of the proposal from a variety of perspectives. For political proposals, ENE goes one step further, and coordinates with delegate HumanSanity to issue a voting recommendation explaining why a vote for or against is in XKI’s regional interest. ENE’s work has provided valuable insight into the WA for many Islanders, and truly deserves a moment of special recognition for his efforts!
~Free las pinas also put in the work in regard to the WA this month, authoring their first-ever GA Resolution “Supporting People with Disabilities”. After months of drafting and redrafting his proposal about protecting and assisting those with physical and mental impairments, FLP submitted his proposal towards the middle of February. Following an extensive telegram campaign, the proposal reached vote and passed with a laudable 82.8% support. Congrats FLP, and best of luck in your future authorship endeavors.
~Not to be outdone, Noahs Second Country also got to work in the WA, drafting “Repeal: Commend Northern Borland”, pointing out the questionable claims of the original resolution. Although this was a controversial repeal, Noah’s hard work ensured that it would pass, with 58.9% support. Fantastic job!
~Rounding out XKI’s excellent work in the WA this month was HumanSanity. Following a raid on the passworded region The Embassy, HS quickly pushed “Liberate The Embassy” to vote in the Security Council. With broad support from many small delegates and individual nations, the resolution passed with 69.5% support. Congratulations and thank you HS!
A regional poll by Jabberwocky asked Islanders which of a variety of movie villains would make the best parent. Most Islanders weren’t particularly impressed by any of the villains parenting skills and chastised poor Jabber for being insensitive. Those willing to disregard the problems of villain parents, however, decided that Emperor Palpatine would make the best dad.
The RMB was filled with playful banter this month:
~Another month bites the dust!
~And...and?!?!
~Kyle and his hole?
~Z-Day has come early.
~Doctor Who?
~No no, it’s cursed.
~Likely story. I want name, rank, and, Bank Balance.
~Unlimited voting Power!
~Old Folks and their lawns.
~An excellent translation!
With February, came the Poet Laureate Contest. Islanders submitted poems, this time centered on the themes of courage and bravery, which were then voted upon by the region. Aersoldorf’s humorous poem, was chosen as the contest’s winner.
The sun had slipped away,
Patrons thru my door had come,
To hide until the day.
Good food, strong drink and tales provide,
Distraction from their fear,
Yet laughing eyes can scarce disguise,
The knowledge that Death’s near.
The TITO boys were making noise,
A’boasting of past deeds,
As stronger ales make stronger tales,
They’d all been in their meads.
Kanta cleared his throat and said,
That he was bravest, true,
“While you were kicking raiders butts,
I kicked their mamas too”
Kort’s Korner did erupt in sound,
Knights spewed their drinks, guffawed,
Up through the floor came Shelter’s ghost,
The patrons silent, awed.
“I hear ye making crazy claims,
I’ve come to set you straight,
Titanica, the bravest knight,
Would use you for cut bait,
Yet even he, the noblest knight,
Was filled with doubt and dread,
When from the sand a monster plucked,
Its fearsome, fishy, head.
Halibostrichus vampiricus,
Part vampire, fish and bird,
Grub gumbo turned and ran so fast,
A sonic boom was heard,
For 80 days and nights they ran,
No respite, no time out,
When out of breath, the knight did stop,
And turn himself about,
I beg of thee my mortal foe,
A toast to death let’s chug,
But Hakke smiled and said no thanks,
I chased you for a hug.”
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Johanneslanden, Panther, and 3 othersThe unified missourtama states, Americatain, and Sahcara
Welcome to the region Pryomaniacs
Please accept a complimentary marsupial while you stay with us:
*rolls out a heavy wooden barrel, popping off the lid with a crowbar, revealing it to be teeming with possums and shrews and wombats and thylacines and Tasmanian devils and bandicoots and koala and wallaby*
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*pulls Aamericanium into a lawn chair, places a pair of sunglasses on his nose, a cigarette hanging from his mouth, and a can of empty beer in his hand, and prepares for a weekend of fun shenanigans*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt2g7kyY4QU
The Voice of ARB, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Johanneslanden, and 3 othersThe unified missourtama states, Rongorongo, and Americatain
A gun would suit most admirably.
But, dear fellow, keep in mind it isn't duck season - so shooting ducks is not permitted!
Densaner, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Americatain, and 1 otherSahcara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ocaZb-bGg
Densaner, Holly United, Johanneslanden, and Sahcara
*Invents gun that shoots swords instead of bullets*
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Johanneslanden, and Sahcara
Well you have multiple shots and multiple points there also looking pretty sharp
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, The unified missourtama states, Americatain, and 1 otherSahcara
A rapier like wit you have there.
A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Johanneslanden, and Sahcara
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