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Brocklandia wrote:

"termites."

I'll have to remember that insult.

Brocklandia wrote:

She went broke and was committed to a sanitarium, where she eventually died, never knowing the bill for her stay was covered by a grateful Florists Exchange.

She was probably put there for being an uppity woman by the Florists Exchange.

Magloire wrote:

Ah, a woman who achieved my own lifelong ambition, to start a holiday that I then learn to hate.

Is that not how people celebrate their birthdays? Or just me?

Janisport wrote:

Regional Founder Nemonicus ceased to exist

All hail Saint Olav, may his reign be prosperous and may he not have his political opponents assassinated

*Whispers under his breath*

_{You're just saying that because you'd be the first one targeted, wouldn't ya?}

As I now enter my second reign as regent I promise nothing. The world is uncertain, and as shall I!

John Constantine wrote:

Isn't that itself a promise?

Shush now. There is no such thing, only chaos and perpetual sorrow. Faults lie in the strains of hair on our head, which is why Buddhist monks are bald.

Janisport wrote:

Nonsense, I'm an indispensable member of the government. If I weren't around then who would make sure the lunch served at the senate meetings were in line with everyone's allergies and preferences?

*Googles "Can Janisport be dispensed"*

Google replies: "Janisport is not able to be dispensed from a dispensary or any form of dispenser bottle"

*Mutters under breath*
_{Guess he's not liquid enough}

Saint Olav wrote:

Faults lie in the strains of hair on our head, which is why Buddhist monks are bald.

That, and the protein and B vitamin deficiencies in their all-vegan diets. Or maybe because the monks are so frustrating to deal with that the people around them pull their hair out ... which might be cheaper than the monks paying for a haircut.

There. We've just proven that all Buddhist monks are malnourished, cheap bastids. For the sake of the rest of humanity, can we catapult them all into the sun now, please?

Brocklandia wrote:

Ze could be, if you use a stronger blender.

Not that I advocate shoving Janisport face-first into a blender. Feet-first will work just as well ... and, come to think of it, you'll get to enjoy the screams for a couple of seconds longer if the feet parts go in before the mouth parts. If you're into that sort of thing, I mean.

_{So let's see. Obligatory post advocating sadism and brutal murder, done for this month. What's next on the to-do list ...?}

Well, have you checked your mailbox? I always remember to do that, sometimes even if I know I've collected mail for the day. It's just important to know a possibility of collecting phantom mail.

Magloire wrote:

Well, have you checked your mailbox? I always remember to do that, sometimes even if I know I've collected mail for the day. It's just important to know a possibility of collecting phantom mail.

You're suggesting I throw my mailbox into the blender along with Janisport? Oh, I suppose I could ... Two birds, one stone, same puree cycle. That sort of efficiency appeals to me. But Jani will have to go in first, in case the mailbox and stone blunt the blender blades. Logistics matter!

Coloran wrote:

8 days ago: Morocco mole ceased to exist.
Oh dear, what's happened? Are they okay?

He'll be back. Likely he's in training for the upcoming Subterranean Olympics on the outskirts of scenic Cleveland, or did that get postponed to 2021 too? Honestly, one mole looks like another, so perhaps his cousin Marlboro Mole could step in? Marlboro is the one with the severe case of smoker's cough, but otherwise you'd never know the difference.

Iescech wrote:

*Raises hand*
He probably got stuck in a Costco brawl that escalated a little too far over the little that’s left. I imagine he staked out a nice position above a strategic aisle (the toiletries one), waiting for an unsuspecting adversary to tiptoe out before unleashing a single deadly shot...of a plunger bow and arrow.

An entirely plausible idea, and a good one too. But our Mole friend is quite nearsighted, so the chances of him hitting his target are nill. Still, a good plunger warning shot might scare off an adversary ... unless bezerker rage is involved. That won't be pretty.

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Janisport wrote:

Hello everyone, sorry I've been a bit inactive recently. Although it seems like that's true for the rest of Agora as well at the moment, anyway that's understandable in these turbulent times we live in. It's high time to decide on a Kalokairi Protergatis whom will serve the summer term, I know we usually don't keep to the election schedule for the most part but I at least wanted to know if there would be anyone interested in an election, and if anyone would want to run. So I'll give it a week or so, to see if anyone will announce their candidacy.

Stay safe everyone

*Raises hand*

"ME ME ME! PICK ME!"