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Hey everyone please read this factbook about why you should vote me for Gubberment, it has all my views, I even wrote it meself. But also please no critiqueing it is a rough work in progress first draft, and Sar graniabley islands did all of it blame it on him.
RP stuff
The RP gang is stoopid, and can’t make decisions for themselves. The good Gubberment needs to get involved and micromanage the heck outa the Rp, so those RPers can be happy and finally have some fun.
Climate Change
Climate change should be illegal, so that it doesn’t happen anymore. If you don’t vote for me, you might as well go find a baby seal and kick it, Becuase that’s what you’re doing.
FAM stuff
The current and past administrations have been run by enadian agents who want to make our reputation into absolute garbage. As Gubberment, I will shut down all the Embassies, except for cool ones like
The High Court, The Thaecian Senate, The House of Commons, The East Pacific, The Embassy, Realm of the Whispering Winds, New World Union, Northern Utopia, Red Wolf Alliance, Novus Lucidum, Force, South Pacific, India, Alvaria, The Democratic Republic, The Democratic Union, Southfield, The League of Conservative Nations, The Allied Republic, Heart, Theater of Thaecia, 21st Century Rome, Hell, Greater Middle East, Laraniem, Philippines, Foreign Affairs Committee, Executive Overreach Committee, Domestic Affairs Committee, United League of Nations, and The Monarchy alliance
I will also make Embassies with good regions like chicken overlords, and Have bad regions raidEd and turned into gud regions.
The High Court
Yeah not gonna lie, the current justices are extremely trash, as Gubberment I’ll just do this judicial stuff myself
The Legislature
Yeah so the previous administrations sucked at this stuff, they added too many people into these chambers, I can’t remember all of them. I’m thinking 2.5 people each is a good compromise.
The culture Ministry
Yeah the previous administrations didn’t do well on this, when I’m Gubberment I’ll put less emphasis on fun stuff, and more on starting serious debates on the rmb Becuase everyone loves that
Miscellaneous
Everyone will have a nickname and I get to pick
Bopping will be mandatory unless I don’t like you
Friday’s will be casual grill nights
All snakes in Korsinia’s possession will be apprehended
The ThaeCIA will have the power to eject people at will
Talking about the previous administrations will be outlawed
Y’all are gonna have TVs with cameras installed in yer houses
Snowflame will be imprisoned for raiding. #LockHimUp
Copernica will be made a penal colony, all the bad people like Marv will be sent there, as well as all the scary animals we got here
We gonna replace the constitution with this page=dispatch/id=1270356
Also I’m pretty certain the old consti has a treasure map in it, gonna check that out
Idk that’s about it folks
Rhyssua, Korsinia, World Trade, Snowflame, and 6 othersTitanne, The Bigtopia, Marvinville, Zanaana, Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej, and Yernon
Full support
Rhyssua, Korsinia, World Trade, Indian genius, and 6 othersLemonadia, The Bigtopia, The Islamic Country of Honour, Marvinville, Zanaana, and Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej
Rhyssua, World Trade, Xernon, Indian genius, and 5 othersTitanne, Lemonadia, The Bigtopia, The Islamic Country of Honour, and Marvinville
*visible shock*
World Trade, Islonia, and The Bigtopia
This...this is amazing
Wait.."Snowflame will be imprisoned"
Never mind, this means war!
World Trade, Titanne, Lemonadia, The Bigtopia, and 5 othersZon island, Marvinville, Besancia, Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej, and Ben yedder
#LockHimUp
Titanne and The Bigtopia
This is passable, you will survive the 1st purge.
Starting: 2020 - Ending: Indefinitely
Three central promises centering around three central purges.
1.) 1st Purge: All nations deemed liberal and disloyal will be removed.
2.) 2nd Purge: All nations deemed "meh" will be removed.
3.) 3rd Purge: Remaining nations will be removed
Promise Made, Promise Kept
Dizgovzy, World Trade, Lemonadia, The Bigtopia, and 1 otherRepublika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej
But... but you’re not real? You’re just a spooky tale!
Korsinia and The Bigtopia
An Announcement Which Shall Save Thaecia
People of Thaecia, our democracy is at stake, our families cry while the proud Thaecian Army fights overseas against an expanding threat wishing to enslave our people and end our freedom, they are already within our ranks, they intend on attacking when we least expect, when we think everything is going to be fine...
I am of course talking about the foreign Globalist and Liberal elites, the elites PROTECTED by many high ranking individuals within this region who have BETRAYED working people in favour of a project to acquire more POWER. Thaecia must be protected at all costs, and I can guarantee you that I am committed to helping Thaecia during the civil war we are undergoing.
This is why people, I have decided that I shall be running for President in the next Thaecian General Election, the time to joke has officially ended, now it's time for us to rise up and help make Thaecia an independent region once again. I have everything ready, including my own very well developed plan to estabilise the nation, protect us from foreign threats and make everyone happy, a plan drafted after hours of hard work and which shall become famous for it's detail and quality.
No more elite, no more fooling our people, THAECIA RISE UP!
Who are we, who am I? Questions that the world and people have asked ever since the creation of everything, questions asked daily by many people like me, you, your mum, your dad, your sister, your cousin, your aunt, your grandma, your son, and most importantly: your fish. These questions are questions which we make because we can only do so to because we do them, they are questions which, when questioned, can't receive an answer which can not be questioned.
This is life.
Life is questionable, and so is my campaign, but you know what isn't questionable? My desire to make THAECIA an independent region once again.
But wait Cerd, what do you mean by "independent once again", isn't Thaecia already independent?
That's where you are wrong kiddo...
- Let's say NO to the World Assembly: Incumbent President Titanne promised us last election that we would have influence in the World Assembly, that it would be great for Thaecia, that our people would be able to get involved. Let me ask you a question Mr. President: HOW IS THAT DOING LMAO? The World Assembly is dominated by an elite of liberals from GCRs and other influential regions, and the President legitimises that elite, his hopes for Thaecian influence in the WA are a joke, Thaecia is independent and we shall no longer legitimise an interregional establishment when I am elected President and WA Delegate.
- Make the Order of Thaecia Important Again: The standards for receiving an Order of Thaecia have been significantly going down for the last few months. An Order of Thaecia is an important award, not one to be given away to anyone for minor achievements. My administration will make Orders of Thaecia feel important and special again, with proper analysis and a nice announcement for individuals who truly deserve it.
- Instructing the Legislature: As per the procedures of the both the Senate and House of Commons, the President has the permission to speak in the chambers without requiring a sponsorship, I plan use this right to introduce a new initiative to instruct the legislature, to participate in important debates and give the thoughts of the Presidency on legislation, helping on the process of scrutiny in Congress.
- Declaring a Liberal Emergency: On recent months many individuals have said Thaecia should declare a climate emergency because it was a major problem, even the incumbent President was talking about it while not declaring one himself. While the climate is all well and good, I think the real issue here is Thaecia should be declaring a LIBERAL Emergency, nations should be warned of the threat that is the liberal invasion of NationStates and Thaecia, it's a big deal and we need to deal with this crisis seriously.
#cerd2020 #cerdlikesyou #savethaecia #independentthaecia
Korsinia, Islonia, The Bigtopia, and Marvinville
I liked your p.e.n.i.s Cerd.
Our corporate might may have to think about this election.
I am glad you like it, it's a very thought out plan to save the region.
I'm looking forward to running against you Cerdenia😁. Its going to be an exciting election!
I hope titanne will win, good luck to all
Ya he will win the 3rd position 😂😂(Sorry Mr. President, pls don't be offended, pls don't take that seriously 😂😂)
I like Titanne as a person, although I do think I'm a better candidate for president 😛. The support of the FlameGang is incredibly strong and I'm thankful to them!
But I'm looking to competition against everyone who's running.
Pap sculgief, Titanne, and Zon island
So many people is going to run in presidential election... So everyone will find perfect candidate for themselves but it will be surely hard choice
World Trade and The peoples caribbean union
Wow a Snowflame-Titanne-Cerdenia battle for the Presidency! But we know Snow's gonna win Insha'Allah #FlameGang
Don't think I am going to let you win easily, I have a coalition which wants to SAVE Thaecia, while you want to SELL Thaecia!
Taungu, World Trade, Islonia, and The Bigtopia
Is someone else running in presidential election?
Antenion's running as well
Technically nobody's running yet, CDP hasn't opened and an EC will need to be confirmed before any of that.
Did I kill all hope for winning the PM seat? Damn
Taungu, World Trade, Islonia, Hulldom, and 5 othersXernon, Titanne, The Bigtopia, The peoples caribbean union, and Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej
I don't get how this is supposed to be funny 🤔
Korsinia, World Trade, Titanne, and Fishergate
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