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Walks in a slow circle around the Helicarrier; nods slowly in admiration
Nice ride!
Escorts the visitor into the bait shop and bangs out some data on a cash register
No charge for the license....fishing is best right now on the Big Cypress Swamp just watch out for the Alligator King, if you fish around Little Bit Bayou you’ll want to keep your eyes open for the Rougaroux (avoid at all costs); if yer out around Mosquito Lake be careful you don’t disturb the MoMo.
Good luck and let us know what ya catch!
I’d recommend a nice graphite rod and a bait casting reel; pick up a tub o’ red worms and head out to the cypress stands on the swamp. Bass bitin’ real good there!
I think I’ll have a look around Big Cypress Swamp then! Hopefully I’ll get some fish for me dinner....
Comes hurriedly running from Mosquito Lake into the bait shop with a look of sheer terror
"Hey, hey guys, I think I might have caught something bigger than I can reel in..."
In the background, the Helicarrier is in the air, all guns aimed at the water. Suddenly, a giant Mosasaurus leaps out of the water. The Helicarrier and the Mosasaurus start battling.
A stunned look crosses the fisherman’s face
Been eons since a Mosasaurus has been caught here! Some say that they’re return means “the prophecy” will be fulfilled soon!
Oh dang! There hasn’t been a Mosasaurus seen here since the Purple Bigfoot was here! And y’all know how that ended! The prophecy.....
What’s this ‘prophecy’? I’m intrigued...
A small-ish purple zeppelin with runes and astrological symbols emblazoned on its sides lands in a mist before the bait shop.
Several monks exit the zeppelin carrying an old tin bucket.
Inside this bucket, which has been preserved for centuries is “the prophecy,” but before it can be revealed preparations must be made lest the Purple Bigfoot return!
An envoy is dispatched to Dogetopia
So it involves the 
Empire of Dogetopia?
The old fisherman heads straight to the bait shop and gathers up all the fish hooks and monofilament on the shelves.
Knowing that won’t be enough to stop what’s coming the fisherman phones a friend
“Uhhh, by the way, we got the Mosasaur”
The Helicarrier tows the dead Mosasaurus towards the bait shop
“This one’s a monster, much larger than the skeleton in the Gladesopolis Museum of Natural History...”
Amazing! But there is still the problem that the presence of a Mosesaurus after all these centuries is a forewarning that the prophecy will be fulfilled
"Is this prophecy...bad?"
A yellow zeppelin with a stripe of black checkers and the word “taxi” arrives.
A Zia Shaman and a Dogetopian tourist exit into the Bait Shop
*Catches Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, with ease*
*Reals up Alien Spaceship with ease*
Looks like a bad catch... I must equally throw it back.
"No Comrade, I just have a good equally distributed fishing skill set"
There is no prophecy, comrade. All this supernatural stuff is just a bunch of bad borscht.
“Hmmm...we’ll see about that...”
Glances towards the 
Zeppelin Drivers prophetic zeppelin still parked close to the Bait Shop
Believe me comrade, False Prophecies led to the downfall of the Czar.
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