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Everything you essentially would be subjects for investigation within the scientific discipline of astrobiology. I'd imagine lifeforms developing in low gravity environment wouldn't have develop similar physiology or musculature that of humans, as it would probably deteriorate rapidly. Microbial and bacterial organisms can inhabit in high gravitational forces. Atmospheric density, water abundance, average temperature, are all influential with the dimensions of how lifeforms could manifest.
https://astrobiology.nasa.gov/
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Anyone know of the whole extreme religious right's Obama=Anti-Christ conspiracy? Upon watching this piece of Christian propaganda (scene omitted from the Son of God film), This must've caused some of the fringe Christians to sh*t in their special secret underwear tighty-whities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWCxvoA_LqI
There was another terrorist attack, this time in Brussels.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/22/europe/brussels-explosions/
The next issue of Hell's Bells is hot of the demonic presses!
Issue XV: Ace of Spades;
Index
I. Line continues to grow in Underworld
II. Spotlight News
III. Ask Fredd!
IV. Embellishing Death: Embalming
V. Artwork of the Damned
VI. The Superjesus Conundrum
Line continues to grow in Underworld
Article by, The Stalker
Through me you go into a city of weeping, through me you go into eternal pain, through me you go amongst the lost people...
~Dante's inferno
As if some demonic pilgrim, or maybe the sense that the end is near, lost souls gather in increasing numbers on the shore of Underworld in hopes to one day complete the trials and earn their passage. With six WA nations currently waiting for Charon's blessing, and an average of one to two WA nations joining a month the King considers raising requirements further, stating we can't just let anyone in here, this is Hell after all, we have standards.
Those wishing to join us, listen to me, what you're feeling right now is not death. It's life; a new kind of life. Open your eyes. See what I see, feel what I feel, and let's go take a 
howl at that moon...
Ye who enter, abandon all hope...
Spotlight News
Compiled by, The Stalker
Mad King ranked #1
In the World for Largest Gambling Industry!
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say.
~Motörhead
With the recent update to the daily issues and ranking process the Mad King The Stalker has claimed the number one in the world for largest Gambling Industry! Further evidence that witchcraft combined with eating leprechauns makes you luckiest demonic whisper of nationstates, the only god I need is the Ace of Spades!
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Ask Fredd!
Advice Column by, Freddland
Dear Fredd,
Why is February such a short month? Then they though in some random extra day on occasion. It's Bullsh*t, I still have to pay the same amount of rent and monthly bills for a month with fewer days! Think about it, you divide your monthly bill to per day and February we all get robbed. I demand to know who's responsible!
Sincerely,
Poor
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Poor,
No clue. I have a couple of guesses.
1. February got wet and shrunk. Like a wool sweater.
2. February was just the runt of the litter. All the other months used to pick on it and steal it's lunch money. Until one day, February got fed up, bought a .357 and blew away Fartober. Now there's no more Fartober and the rest of the months leave Feb alone. Because it's cold. And it has a big gun.
Fredd
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Embellishing Death: Embalming
Article by, Imperator Ragnarsson, The Northern Satanic Imperium of Ingskalla
I’ve always been intrigued by and maintained a somewhat an eccentric affinity for the unorthodox and seemingly aberrant fields of the unconventional fringes of science. An individual’s genetic predispositions, lifestyle proclivities, unfortunate events, and a myriad of other pertinent variables are all determinants to one's own mortality death. Because life is transient in it's duration, a vast plurality of world religions, cultures, and peoples have speculated prospects of what happens subsequent to death of the individual. Death is uniquely perplexing because of humanity’s sentiments regarding this phenomenon ranging from astoundment, mystification, and fear. Death is essentially nature’s great equalizer as we will succumb to it inevitably, irrespective of the individual’s accomplishments, affluence, personality attributes, and credentials. The objective of embalming is not to masquerade death’s power, but to impede its corrosive decomposition of human cadavers.
With the profound diversity of the funeral ceremonies that humanity has and continues to engage in, to sanctify and honor the lives of our dead, to give consolation to distress over their passing, we are all commemorate death as the final bitter-sweet moment in the myriad of life’s odysseys. It is my career aspiration and passion to assist clients experiencing a loss to have a satisfying funeral service with their cherished one with the utmost presentability. Unfortunately due to common personal trepidation and uneasiness felt surrounding the prospect of one's own mortality, there are certain stigmas attributed to and apprehension toward to the funeral industry, the very ancient practice of embalming, and the phenomenon of death itself. To combat this psychological epidemic of "deathophobia", some international death acceptance organizations including the "Order of the Good Death", founded by mortician and YouTube personality Caitlin Doughty, actively seek to ameliorate the general public's aloof perception of death and bring it back into popular consciousness. In my vocational pursuit of becoming a licensed funeral director, I came to discover that the United States is unique in being one of the few major developed countries that customarily embalms their deceased. In Norway embalming may be required by various funeral homes if you’re planning a viewing or visitation however embalming generally not mandated if the body is buried or cremated immediately after death. Worldwide however, it is the professional duty of all morticians to be highly cognizant, scrupulous, and accommodating to the ceremonial requests of deceased's loved ones and that the body bears a discernibly similar state as they had once they were alive. The practice of embalming is physically invasive involving techniques, chemicals, etc that conveys the deceased in a placid tranquil condition.
The practice of embalming essentially bypasses the stages of biological decomposition, via phenomena of dissolution and oxidation. Typically there are the three most conventional embalming fluids which engender the following: Before injection and capillary washes which have an absence of formaldehyde and attribute a triple base, arterial fluids of various consistencies/firmness compositions, and regularly fumed cavity fluids. By injecting a corpse through either the common right carotid artery or jugular with anywhere from a couple to a few gallons of a chemical solution consisting of a highly reactive volatile chemical preservative called formaldehyde (CH₂O), an alcohol solvent called methanol, and other solvents, the embalming fluid enters the body as it displaces the blood which typically discharges through the incision or other orifices. The balanced chemical equation for formaldehyde is CH2O + O2 -> CO2 + H2O. Primary alcohols possess a singular alkyl group bonded to the -OH bearing carbon atom, in this instance being methanol. Alcohols comprise the-OH functional group and attribute the standard formula R-OH. Methanol, a common alcohol, known as is frequently used as a solvent. Formalin is utilized during embalming processes as a disinfectant and preservative. A powdered polymer form of formaldehyde, paraformaldehyde, is sometimes administrated upon a corpse in the embalming process. Features of the embalming procedure include being is relieved by a massage intended to prevent rigor mortis, the body being cleansed with a germicide-insecticide olfactant, the mandibles are locked shut with sutures, and diligent and scrupulous conductivity regarding deceased family's specific religious/ceremonial or personal requests.
The subsequent procedural approach of embalming is cavitational embalming, an instrument known as a trocar is inserted within close proximity to the cadaver's naval which is then used to puncture the interior anatomical organs and system such as the gastrointestinal tract and respiratory system: the lungs. The supraclavicular incision is performed in the epicenter third of the clavicle. These vascular arteries are midline, encompassing the anatomical location of the corpse’s trachea. Suction of bodily fluids and gasses commences when it is conjoined with a suction hose when another more potent stronger admixture of formaldehyde is injected into the trunks of the deceased (ESCO). Although the deceased individual experiencing embalming is no longer living, the reproductive extremities are obscured with a cotton loin cloth for the deceased dignity sake. In essence, the sanibalming is the objective of the embalming operation as it responds with anatomical microbes and their enzymatic properties.
Artwork of the Damned
"Blue"
Digital Art by, Siberian Districts
The Superjesus Conundrum
Article by, Zen beatitudes
I know we've all thought it at some point. Did Jesus come from Krypton? How did Superman feed the masses with just 2 heat vision cooked fish? Well here a just a few of the similarities that point to an amazing hidden truth about biblical history and supposed fiction.
Superman IS Jesus.
The Canaanite religion predates the proto-Judaic religion. In the Ugarit belief system El Elyon (EL the Most High or EL of the Mountains) was the chief of the gods. He had a wife (Asherah), and had 70 sons, among which were Yahweh (God of Storms), just as Jor-El was a member of the Science Council of Krypton.
Superman's real name is Kal-El, son of Jor-El. The suffix El, of course, means “of God” in Hebrew, with Kal-El defined by some as “Voice of God.” Before Krypton's doom, Kal-El's parents put him in a Moses-like basket, sending him down the Nile of intergalactic space until he landed safely on Earth.
Lucifer the Morning Star was a General of the Rebel Angels, gathering the disaffected unto him in order to overthrow Yaweh. He fails and is banished to Hell with his supporters. General Zod too had ambitions to take over the planet Krypton. This rebellion was short-lived and the rebels were set to be executed. Jor-El appealed on their behalf, to exile them instead (because he, like Jehovah can be merciful). The council accepted this on the condition that Jor-El be the jailer. And so Zod, Ursa, and Non were imprisoned, and embittered against Jor-El, just as Satan was against his previous best friend and colleague.
Both Jesus and Superman were 33 years old when they began their personal crusades (cosmically adjusted for solar rotational discrepancies), they have only ever communicated with their fathers as holographic or 'spiritual' manifestations and they were both sons of menial labourers. This imparted similar fashion sensibilities with Jesus favouring the long flowing robe and Superman the long flowing cape. Another result of this de facto parental estrangement was a penchant for extreme environments, Jesus the desert and Superman the arctic.
Clearly there are more points of connectivity, but it should be obvious to all right thinking people that even though Superman is real and Jesus is not, the two are one and the same. Accept the Son of Krypton as your Lord and Personal Saviour today!
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Another lamentable incident attesting to the pugnacious nature of radical Islam and the necessity to introduce more extensive measures to eliminate this malignant tumor that is detrimenting Western civilization. Thirty four civilians murdered, dozens more injured, a massive Pan-European nationalistic reactionary response seems to be on the horizon. Rancorous sentiments are culminating, this will beget acts of vigilantism as the treacherous European governments fail to appropriately protect their people. #StopIslam is circulating through the social-networking sites as people, even the politically apathetic who conventionally trying to ignore the rape-epidemics and religious+racially motivated violence, are waking up. How many more white people have to be murdered and women raped for proponents of multiculturalism to inculcate into heads that Islam isn't amenable to Western civilization?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZiJehMXBpQ
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I had a feeling I picked a good one. I happened upon this gem after looking further into Windhand, as I have another of their songs, "Hyperion" on my Pandora heavy metal playlist.
This song in particular holds a very calming yet invigorating quality to it that fits the mood of a coven out in the woods performing rituals. Plus, it features Satan in His glorious goat manifestation.
What grinds my gears more than the terrorists themselves is the Islamic apologists who, instead of focusing their condemnations on the violent extremists, take a back seat and instead direct their attention to those who criticize the aspects of the Muslim faith which directly result in such acts of terror. It's as if they subconsciously will their own destruction or assimilation into a totalitarian sharia law state.
There is more than enough justification for have sentiments as described by one of their favorite platitudinous buzzwords.... ah yes! "Islamophobia"..... Contrary to what the majority of devout Muslims assert, their religion does not mean indicate "peace" but subjugation. Within the contents of their wretched holy doctrine, the Quran, it explicitly details and commands how to appropriately deal with the Kafir. With nationalistic awakenings and countries like Poland instituting rational policies, I hope that the pendulum has begun its swing back to sanity
If you keep turning the other cheek you'll run out of cheeks, unless you have some bimbos twerking.
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If you keep turning the other cheek you'll run out of cheeks, unless you have some bimbos twerking. [/quote]
R: Yes, the data on cheek turning probably got mixed up with the usual grind in my nation's pleasure palaces. Very important work, as you well know. *snicker*
R: Yes, the data on cheek turning probably got mixed up with the usual grind in my nation's pleasure palaces. Very important work, as you well know. *snicker*[/quote]
As an Epicurean, I certainly do. Our tourists to your nation, especially the male ones, send positive reviews.
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