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Welcome To The Feature Zone!
As Biscuit Stall Famous Greg Heffely Sets Up The Stall In This Region, He Ranks You a Ranking.
And That Ranking Is: Rare (While The Region is Partially Dead, The Governor Turned Out To Be 
Kindjal, Who Has One of The Most #1 Rankings In NS, Amazing!)
Revamped 9/16/25
Rating Name | Info |
The Biscuit Dumpster | The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction. |
Small Signature | The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic. |
Photo Opportunity | The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature." |
Trending Figure | The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text. |
Biscuit Golden Award | The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too! |
BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE | Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated! |
Event Signature | The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event. |
Bite My Biscuits!
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, The Featured Region Express, The wad, Featured airways, and 3 othersStar horde, Pink Lady, and Norlonds
Greetings! It is I, The rolling cheese wheel, coming to your fine region on the day it has been featured! I do not have any cheese puns today, which is okay since I still gouda tell you how cheesy this place is.
I say this region is a solid 10% cheesy, mostly due to that extremely accomplished Governor you guys have.
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, The Featured Region Express, The wad, Featured airways, and 4 othersStar horde, Bite My Biscuits, Pink Lady, and Norlonds
Hello. I have just created my nation and YOU are the FIRST FEATURED REGION OF MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy featuredness to all!
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, The Featured Region Express, The wad, Star horde, and 3 othersBite My Biscuits, Pink Lady, and Norlonds
Welcome to the featured community!
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, The Featured Region Express, The wad, Star horde, and 3 othersBite My Biscuits, Pink Lady, and Norlonds
A huge shape appears on the horizon, glowing faintly. It slowly gets closer and closer until it is hovering above today's featured region, Groland.
Suddenly, a flurry of small aircraft descends on Groland, bringing goods to trade from the many places that The wad has visited.
They also bring a gift for Kindjal, a giant eraser with the words "Congrats on becoming a featured region and remember, avoid having small pieces of eraser shavings."
Later in the day, The Wad departs, headed to Venice to further trade goods. On behalf of Waddy Mac Waddface, until we meet again!
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, The Featured Region Express, Star horde, Bite My Biscuits, and 2 othersPink Lady, and Norlonds
Pizza here for the featured region, is this the right address?
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, The Featured Region Express, The wad, Star horde, and 3 othersBite My Biscuits, Pink Lady, and Norlonds
grrrrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have came with a message the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day groland*
Want some meat 🥩?
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, The Featured Region Express, The wad, Star horde, and 3 othersBite My Biscuits, Pink Lady, and Norlonds
Post self-deleted by Inceiistan.
Hello, good sirs! Hello, fair ladies. Might anyone be here active?
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, The Featured Region Express, The wad, Star horde, and 3 othersBite My Biscuits, Pink Lady, and Norlonds
As a train pulls into the Groland train station, an announcement is made.
*Now arriving at Groland station on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured 2 days ago. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.
When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured 2 days ago.''
The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Groland station to the next station.
Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on): Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region. Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class. CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.
Premium Coach Class
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, Inceiistan, Norlonds, and Darvitt
That is quite the rating.
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, Inceiistan, Norlonds, and Darvitt
Unthinkable as it is, the day has come
1 in 29000 odds, you've just overcome
Plethora of regions, you've bested them all.
On this day, your name shall be plastered on the wall.
For in all of time, people have told
That with three sevens, luck will unfold
The stars align for a fate heard through preachers
Congratulations on being featured!(previously)
*sets up 🎰 *
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, Valadin, Inceiistan, Norlonds, and 1 otherDarvitt
Hello? Can anybody hear me? Is this chat dead?!
Thank you, I saw this chat and seen messages were popping up >100 days ago.
What happened?
At mentioned time (around 100 days ago) Groland was featured region, so many "NS nomads" came to congratulate.
Hello my friends!
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh and Norlonds
Happy 10 year embassy-versary! Leaves a cake
What happened to this place? It's so quiet
Hello I'm new here, what can I do?
Khavvkhnsjnjiekh and Darvitt
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