General Assembly
Security Council
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To create a safe place for Loyalists and the rich on Mars, The Martian Council has allocated 111.3 trillion credits to build an entirely new city on the Martian surface which will be called ‘Vice City’. This city will be a playground for the rich, the influential, and government loyalists.
May i be governor
Bite My Biscuits, Lemu emu and doug, and Eric marsh
Im new to this region, anything i need to know?
Bite My Biscuits and Eric marsh
Congratulations on your featuredness!
Bite My Biscuits, Mystris Travels Express, Tegridy marijuana farm, and Eric marsh
Sadly the current region with the Featured Map is password locked they should make it where regions with the Featured Map cant be password locked
Bite My Biscuits, Mystris Travels Express, Lemu emu and doug, and Mapwatcher Manny Heffley
As a train pulls into the The Illuminati train station, an announcement is made on the train station's PA system.
"Attention The Illuminati Station passengers. Now arriving on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train."
When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region The Illuminati!"
Also while entering the station, 
FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region The Illuminati!"
The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.
The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to the next Featured Region.
Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets): Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region. Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class. CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.
[Premium Coach Class] (Semi-dead region, some activity)
On Behalf of 
Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!
As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for The Illuminati, He Hands a Biscuit Signature To The Region Owner For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.
Your Fame Is: Photo Opportunity (Semi-Dead Region? Little Activity)
Revamped 9/16/25
Rating Name | Info |
The Biscuit Dumpster | The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction. |
Small Signature | The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic. |
Photo Opportunity | The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature." |
Trending Figure | The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text. |
Biscuit Golden Award | The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too! |
BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE | Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated! |
Event Signature | The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event. |
Not To Mention This is Possibly My 300th Region as Well!
Bite My Biscuits!
BRO freak Sophia, Why Did They Feature Map That Again Every Single Week :(
Fr makes no sense
CONGRATS
A train pulls into the region's station. It stops for a few minutes, picking up and dropping off passengers.
Heavy steam starts pouring, the lights blink, and train conductor Cornelius Steamworth sticks his head out and yells, "Congratulations on being featured The Illuminati!"
Lost Luggage: Dead region, bad memories with this region, minimal or no amount of activity, is a raider, or it supports hate, fascism, racism, etc.
Windswept: Embassy-active region, Roleplay-active region, or is a puppet storage.
Hidden Gem: Region with at least 200 residents, semi-dead region, small amount of activity, region’s 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.
Rising Star: Region with at least 500 residents, moderate or average amount of activity, region’s 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.
Beacon of Glory: Region with at least 1,000 residents, has a large amount of activity, region’s 4th time being featured or more, or I love this region.
Crown Jewel: Region with 5,000 residents or more, has a gigantic amount of activity, is extremely popular, or I really love this region.
Special Starlight Award: Featured on a holiday or special occasion, I have had the best memories with this region, or I would definitely reside here if I wanted to.
[Revamped January 13th, 2026]
Baggage Car: Dead region, little to no activity, is a raider, or it supports hate, fascism, racism, etc.
Railroad Boxcar: Semi-dead region, minimal to small region activity, embassy/roleplay-active region, puppet storage, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like this region.
Passenger Railroad Car: Moderately active region with at least 250 residents, active and/or functional regional government/discord, or I really like this region.
[Upgrade] - Locomotive Car: Featured on a holiday or special occasion, I love this region, or this is the region's 3rd time being featured.
CREDITS: Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express
My rating is windswept.
wow
Bite My Biscuits and Eric marsh
Congratulations on being featured!!!
The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, Mystris Travels Express, Lemu emu and doug, and 1 otherEric marsh
*grrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have come to you with a message to tell you the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day The Illuminati*
What some meat 🍖?
The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, Mystris Travels Express, and Lemu emu and doug
It is I A elf on the featured shelf
Congratulations on being the featured region of December 4th The Illuminati, I’ll put in a good word for you all with the big man. What presents do you want?
The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, Mystris Travels Express, East lemu emu and doug, and 1 otherIlluminati strong hold
Ok, I'm leaving
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