The Peaceful Coffee Shop In ChicagoBoard

'Nick Colby'...sounds cheesy to me.
Heh.
Can I get a Vente Refen House Blend with whipped soy and two Stevia, please?

_{Irish mobstersceased to exist.}

Well, that'll cut down on the crime in the neighborhood.

Uttlantis, you wanna take care of these potato-heads?

*Noodles hops off his stool, tosses some money on the counter and hurries to the door*

Sorry to rush off like this, but I gotta hot date and I don't wanna miss the last bus.

*He bolts out of the cafe, crosses the street against the traffic and disappears around the corner at the end of the block*

^{Noodle arms departed this region for Bus Stop.}

^{Richard b uttlantis agreed to construct embassies with Pocket Universe Couch Fort.}

Friends of mine. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Barristaland wrote:

You have any Butchia?

Hells no, that stuff's carcinogenic.

Tell you what, I know a guy who knows a guy who's the friend of a cousin who can get me the good stuff.

*Looks around cautiously before pulling out a small transparent bag with a fine crystaled powder lining the bottom*

Pure cane sugar. Grown in Hawaii... grown in the sun.

If you cook, if you bake...

*Raises an eyebrow and taps at the small bag with his finger, making the dazzlingly white particles dance in their plastic prison, as if eager to be released*

For goodness sake.

Pigeon phorge wrote:

Another game?

Nah, I got eggs on.

*Flaps his way to the kitchen*

*We need a NO Gaslighting policy*

Barristaland wrote:

*We need a NO Gaslighting policy*

I can't help it, sometimes the urge just comes over me and I have to let it out.

Jerry mander wrote:

Coffee. To go.

*Fills a paper cup, seals it with a plastic lid, and sets it on the counter*

Be a buck and a quarter.

Jerry mander wrote:

And you might want to let that dry before putting it in the register.

*Waves the bill in the air for a moment before draping it across the top of the register to dry*

No sense in risking mildew.

Pigeon phorge wrote:

Get this guy whatever he wants. And make sure we're well stocked up on oranges, this guy's a monster for the oranges.

*Snaps a salute with the spatula*

There's usually a good deal on oranges over at The Local Supermarket. I'll send Uttlantis to go pick some up.

Pigeon phorge wrote:

*Motions for New niviv to join him at the counter*

I was hoping we might see you in here.

*To the monkeys in the kitchen*

Get this guy whatever he wants. And make sure we're well stocked up on oranges, this guy's a monster for the oranges.

Man, I haven’t had orange juice in forever

Flying chat monkeys wrote:

There're a few other items on my list, like Princess Repellent. There's an outbreak a few regions over and I want to be prepared.

Good call. Once they establish a nest, they're really hard to get rid of.

New niviv wrote:

Man, I haven’t had orange juice in forever

We've got freshly-squeezed orange juice that'll make you think you're drinking a chilled piece of the sun. Bloody marvelous.

I'll get you one, just you hold on a sec...

*Turns and busies himself with the juicer*