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It's raining pudding from the skies
a white trail shows us where the monkey flies
Taps you on shoulder, what you looking at?
Crazy monkey, there are some urgent security concerns. We need you to check out this time capsule! Only your finger print will open it.
I’ll close the door once you enter. Then I’ll bury it in the earth and all my acorns will be free! (Insert evil laugh)
Any further attempts at rebellion, exclusion or entrapment will result in deportation to Lancashire, you have been warned
right enough is enough, we need more 50 pence pieces on stand-by for the leccy meter.
Is this coin even real? *bites coin*
damaging the face of your esteemed leader are we?
Ouch, it bit back! Minted in hell or what?
Esteemed might be overexaggerating
esteemed it is witch, no extra eggs added
well done litle coin, run along home now coiney
Oooowww! Someone donate a tetanus shot, please. Here on the moor we have nothing but quacks who prescribe sphagnum purrée.
*drops a coin into the portable heater*
*the windows freeze over*
What is this backwards technology?!
Made in Charn
Hmmm....
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