The Rudest Citizens in KAISERREICH
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The British Empire of Channel Union | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “God Save the Queen” | |
| 2. |  The Slavic Empire of Cheezaslovakia | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “неделим и неотделим от царя” | |
| 3. |  The Awesome Sauce of Konigreich Neue-Preussen | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Für Kaiser, Gott, und Vaterland!” | |
| 4. |  The Federalists state of Zbobistan | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “The world is to conquer” | |
| 5. |  The Rawatna Republic of Sari Batar | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Porta Commerci” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Sao Nova Europa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Preu5en | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Gott mit uns” | |
| 8. |  The Colony of Colonial Davao | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Yawa” | |
| 9. |  The Sacred Republic of Big Germania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Unity and justice and freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Estonland | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Amor Patriae Nostra Lex” |
