The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 3. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 4. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 5. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
| 6. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Why bother?” | |
| 7. |  The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “My butt runs on lunar power.” | |
| 8. |  The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Strong, Proud, Determined” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Republic of Einstonia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Religion without science is blind.” | |
| 10. |  The Eldritch Commonwealth of Uberwald | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Homo homini lupus.” |
