The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Free Markets, Free People”
2.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
3.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
4.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“It's just a prank bro!”
5.	The Anarchy of Blogotopia	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Free Palestine, support BDS!”
6.	The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
7.	The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“That's your own problem!”
8.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
9.	The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Against Civilization”
10.	The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM”