The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 239,861. |  The Apollonians of Pollux IV | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “You will worship me, as your fathers did before you.” | |
| 239,862. |  The Unceasing Beat of The Thunderskin | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Never Ceasing” | |
| 239,863. |  The Nomadic People of The Void Collective | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Through Hell, We Endure” | |
| 239,864. |  The Republic of Altaic | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Inb4 drops to rare” | |
| 239,865. |  The Moving Mushroom of Gio Farm 49 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Card Farming” | |
| 239,866. |  The Republic of War Dogs XXVIII | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “To the front!” | |
| 239,867. |  The Space Dreaming Miners of Anthraxite | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “A Terra ad Caelum” | |
| 239,868. |  The Federation of Royabad | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “!އޖޔސޔހ ޣކހބ ސޔހ” | |
| 239,869. |  The Empire of Tenebricosus Paradisus | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “When light dies, darkness will remain” | |
| 239,870. |  The United States of Pennetic cxcii | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Ex mero motu” |
