by Max Barry

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The Most Stationary in New York

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, New York is ranked 3,124th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-MannhattanNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.The Empire of LayartebMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
3.The Colony of FeynlandiaLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears & sweat.”
4.The BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTTERBUTTBUTT of BUTTBUTTERBUTTNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“A BIG BUTT BUTT BUTTER BUTT BUTT!”
5.The Very Important Butt of Archibald ButtNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“TAFT TOSSES BALL”
6.The Kingdom of NorwedenLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Try our Svinekoteletter and Norwedish meatballs”
7.The Commonwealth of KanandaiguaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Coooo roo coo coo coo coo coo coooo.”
8.The Dominion of New York CityScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere!”
9.The Penguin Rookery of Central Park ZooIron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society“Cute and cuddily, boys.”
10.The Wonderful Life of Bedford FallsLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.”
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