The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 5. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
| 6. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Why bother?” | |
| 7. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 8. |  The Free Lunch of PerpetualMotionMachine | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Something for nothing!” | |
| 9. |  The Esteemed Educational Halls of Histioteuthis | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Doomed to repeat our favorite mistakes.” | |
| 10. |  The NWo Kingdom of NWoHollywood | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “NWo 4Life” |
