The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Empire of Layarteb	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
3.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“How will you act?”
4.	The Republic of Cylea	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Libertas inaestimabilis”
5.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Gargantuan Love God”
6.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
7.	The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.”
8.	The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Sharing is caring!”
9.	The Free Land of Oregonian	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Alis Volat Propiis”
10.	The Free Lunch of PerpetualMotionMachine	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Something for nothing!”