The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
3. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
4. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
5. | The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” | |
6. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
7. | The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Why bother?” | |
8. | The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “My butt runs on lunar power.” | |
9. | The Great Macedonian Empire of Aleksandar Makedonski | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Per aspera ad sole” | |
10. | The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Terra Mariq Potens” |