The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Oregonian | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Alis Volat Propiis” | |
| 6. |  The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Strong, Proud, Determined” | |
| 7. |  The New Year of Annondor | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “truth is what stands the test of experience” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Macedonian Power | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I love Makedonija” | |
| 9. |  The Eldritch Commonwealth of Uberwald | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Homo homini lupus.” | |
| 10. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Science!” |
