The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Just of Tzo | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Mercy and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 5. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “For Science!” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Sunset | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” | |
| 9. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 10. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” |
