The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Just of Tzo | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Mercy and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 5. |  The Fielzão of Timao | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Timão Eô!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Sunset | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
| 9. |  The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Gokigenyou onee sama” | |
| 10. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” |
