The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 2. |  The Just of Tzo | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “For Mercy and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” | |
| 6. |  The Fielzão of Timao | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Timão Eô!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Sunset | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” | |
| 8. |  The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Gokigenyou onee sama” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” |
