The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 32. |  The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Gokigenyou onee sama” | |
| 33. |  The Alien Nation of Soviet Federative Socialists | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Extraterrestrial biological entities, Arise!” | |
| 34. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 35. |  The Principality of Trotterdam | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “The Indivisible Many” | |
| 36. |  The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still” | |
| 37. |  The Green Regency of Ferrianona | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “.” | |
| 38. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 39. |  The Hivemind of The Seid | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “All Motion, Mutilation” | |
| 40. |  The Empire of Corsaria | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” |
