The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “We know it” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Leve Vikingeaanden” | |
| 5. |  The Eldritch Commonwealth of Uberwald | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Homo homini lupus.” | |
| 6. |  The Republika of Makedonium | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Fight for Free and United Macedonia” | |
| 7. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 8. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 9. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” |
