The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
4. | The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Why bother?” | |
5. | The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “!@#$%^&*()” | |
6. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
7. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
8. | The United States of MAKE MONEY FAST | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “MAKE MONEY FAST!” | |
9. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
10. | The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Steaming mound of poo.” |