The World World Census

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Empire of Layarteb	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
3.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“How will you act?”
4.	The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Terra Mariq Potens”
5.	The Great Astronaut of Neil Armstrong	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“I see stars.”
6.	The Kingdom of Kaigi	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
7.	The Thug of NWA EAZY E	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ”
8.	The Plutocratic Kingdom of Uhuh-Ropa	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Este nix pax, christe nix!”
9.	The Most Serene Republic of Einstonia	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Religion without science is blind.”
10.	The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”