The World World Census
The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
3. | The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sharing is caring!” | |
4. | The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Do you smell something?” | |
5. | The Macedonian IMRO Republic of Sloboda ili Smrt | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sloboda ili Smrt za Makedonija” | |
6. | The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “My bill is pointy.” | |
7. | The United States of Lady-Liberty | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “...yearning to breathe free.” | |
8. | The New Year of Annondor | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “truth is what stands the test of experience” | |
9. | The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
10. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” |