The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
2. | The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “This is a theme to a fake revolution!” | |
3. | The Empire of Bistrostan | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Big things come in small packages” | |
4. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
5. | The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Think, stupid!” | |
6. | The Fiefdom of Lady Rose | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We are who we are: deal with it.” | |
7. | The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
8. | The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings” | |
9. | The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
10. | The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” |