The Safest in First World Order
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, First World Order is ranked 20,498th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Vucuiga | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Unidad, Justicia, Independencia” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Ocean Master | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Ruler of Atlantis” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Toyama | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Blake eleison!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Western Hjomlut | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Sol Magnitudinis Illustra Nos” | |
| 5. |  The Lavender Flowers of Tokumei | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Life is your canvas and you decide what to paint on it.” | |
| 6. |  The Eternal Lurkers of Breadland 2 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “yeah” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Yuspuize | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Libertad, Respeto y Valentía” | |
| 8. |  The Hello of Werfondkhan | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Vi vil ha mer penger. Ingenting annet.” | |
| 9. |  The Card Collector of Avharo | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Together we shall dominate” | |
| 10. |  The Anarchy of Aveha | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Oh no” |
