The World World Census
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the World
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 2. |  The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “What the FCUK?” | |
| 3. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 4. |  The Unanswered Questions of ALIENvsPREDATORvsHIPPO | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “No matter who wins, we lose.” | |
| 5. |  The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 7. |  The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “It's just a prank bro!” | |
| 8. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
| 9. |  The Reaper of Lord Dominator | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “I Came, I Saw, I Dominated” | |
| 10. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” |
