The World World Census
The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
2. | The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI” | |
3. | The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
4. | The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.” | |
5. | The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We Own Y'all!” | |
6. | The Empire of Corsaria | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” | |
7. | The Republic of Kyupaa | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?” | |
8. | The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “To Dream the Impossible Dream” | |
9. | The Dystopic World Nation of Omegadrax | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.” | |
10. | The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!” |