The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 3. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Why bother?” | |
| 4. |  The Esteemed Educational Halls of Histioteuthis | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Doomed to repeat our favorite mistakes.” | |
| 5. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 6. |  The Free Federation of The Europa Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Europa 4 Ever!” | |
| 7. |  The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Univercity | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Motto” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Marxstadt | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Please do keep reading my motto” |
