The Safest in Middle Earth
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 13,888th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Numeracy | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Conquest Through Vigilance” | |
| 2. |  The Humanist Geniocracy of Ryfin | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Noble, Fair, and Free” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Free Lands of Freeuli | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Dome un Taj” | |
| 4. |  The LOTR Nation of Tatarica | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “From Gondolin we came” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Green Kingdom of Kiirnodel | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Subtle and Quick to Anger” | |
| 6. |  The Comrades of JoeBurbia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Brave men are a citys best tower of defense.” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of Halls of Mandos | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Power is always bad” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Low Meadows | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Nothing To See Here” | |
| 9. |  The Humble Dwelling of Bombadil | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The Ring has no power over him” | |
| 10. |  The Protectorate of Tulkas | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Tulkas the Strong, Champion of Valinor” |
