The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 3. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Demetrij | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Poliorket” | |
| 4. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Orestida | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Makedonski Satrap” | |
| 5. |  The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Evolved Pandemonium of Scientific Inquisitors | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Progress before safety.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Grailquest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The Best is Yet To Be” | |
| 8. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!” | |
| 9. |  The Alspring of Ratateague | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “ᴀʟʟ ɍᴀᴛʜᴇʀs ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɍѳʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sѳɴs” | |
| 10. |  The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Might makes right” |
