The Most Advanced Public Education in New York
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, New York is ranked 7,635th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of New Shea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Meet the Mets” | |
| 4. |  The Federative Union Republics of Ottoman Khaif | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Progress one step at time.” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Nova-Lox | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Give me your tired” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Obsessed Knitters | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Knit one Purl one” | |
| 7. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner66 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Romulus” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN96 | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “From Many, One” | |
| 9. |  The Fugue State of J-S-Bach | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Music is an agreeable harmony.” | |
| 10. |  The Works in Progress of Yarn Zealots | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “I need more stash!” |
