The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 5. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
| 6. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 7. |  The NWo Kingdom of NWoHollywood | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “NWo 4Life” | |
| 8. |  The Clamdinger of Clamdigger | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Clam on!” | |
| 9. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 10. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Ematia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” |
