The World World Census
The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
3. | The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Root is God” | |
4. | The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
5. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
6. | The Macedonian Protectorate of Thesalia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Peace!!!” | |
7. | The Macedonian Empire of Samoil | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Ne priznavam borba za Makedonija bez triumf” | |
8. | The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
9. | The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!” | |
10. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Oderint Dum Metuant” |