The World World Census
The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
5. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
6. | The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
7. | The Fiefdom of Frond | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Flowers are for pansies.” | |
8. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Arhelaj | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Macedonia Forever” | |
9. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Nezavisna Makedonija | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “And United” | |
10. | The Imperial Autocracy of Uhuh-Topia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nihil agere delectat. Uhuh!” |