The World World Census

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“How will you act?”
3.	The Empire of Leto Atreides	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“I will face my fear, I will let it pass through me.”
4.	The Republic of Loligo	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“8 more than you.”
5.	The Most Serene Republic of Einstonia	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Religion without science is blind.”
6.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Get Outa Here!!”
8.	The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Peace Is Our Profession”
9.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
10.	The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”