The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 3. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Macedonian Power | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I love Makedonija” | |
| 5. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Science!” | |
| 6. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 8. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 10. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” |
