The World World Census
The Highest Economic Output in the World
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
2. | The United Star Empire of Valinon | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Mit Mut zu schützen” | |
3. | The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Mata ai ni kurukarane” | |
4. | The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
5. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
6. | The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
7. | The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
8. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
9. | The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!” | |
10. | The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Insufficient experience to get experience” |