The Most Secular in the Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 5,274th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Better to overreact, than to regret it later.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Winklebottom | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Federation of the Astral Plane | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Service to all people” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Obey or die” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated States of Dibbleria | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “We sell everything and his auntie.” | |
| 7. |  The Socialist Commonwealth of Raeun | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Intelligence, Progress, Prosperity” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of Kiaville | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “One for all and all for Kia!” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Zolehen | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Sidere Mens Eadem Mutato” | |
| 10. |  The Virtual Reality of Anozia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Further beyond imagination” |
