The World World Census
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the World
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 4. |  The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “What the FCUK?” | |
| 5. |  The MACEDONIAN CHRISTIAN EMPIRE of Prebond | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “IC † XC” | |
| 6. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 7. |  The Macedonian Colony of MK Colony | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Macedonians all over the world” | |
| 8. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 9. |  The Unanswered Questions of ALIENvsPREDATORvsHIPPO | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “No matter who wins, we lose.” | |
| 10. |  The Federation of Xi Omicron Theta | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Strive for the best.” |
