by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-MannhattanNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.The District of Cole CountyCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Community”
3.The Freedom of TheSourceIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Root is God”
4.The Rogue Nation of War and OppressionPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Our purpose is to conquer you.”
5.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
6.The Macedonian Protectorate of ThesaliaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Peace!!!”
7.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
8.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
9.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State Halliburton“Oderint Dum Metuant”
10.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State Halliburton“Guns. Lots of guns.”
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